benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any
curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.
-- Adolf Hitler _Mein Kampf_ p403
+%
+Tell me something interesting about yourself.
+Lie if you have to.
+ -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/archives/batch20.php
+%
+We were at a chinese restaurant.
+He was yelling at the waitress because there was a typo in his fortune
+cookie.
+ -- hugh http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/000321.html
+%
+Three little words. (In order of importance.)
+ █████
+ █ ▌ ▞▀▖▌ ▌▛▀▘
+ █ ▌ ▌ ▌▝▞ ▛▀ you
+ █ ▀▀▘▝▀ ▘ ▀▀▘
+ █████ -- hugh macleod "Three Words"
+%
+N: Why should I believe that?"
+B: Because it's a fact."
+N: Fact?"
+B: F, A, C, T... fact"
+N: So you're saying that I should believe it because it's true.
+ That's your argument?
+B: It IS true.
+-- "Ploy" http://www.mediacampaign.org/multimedia/Ploy.MPG
+%
+UF: What's your favorite coffee blend?
+PD: Dark Crude with heavy water. You are understandink? "If geiger
+ counter does not click, the coffee, she is just not thick."
+%
+Quite the contrary; they *love* collateral damage. If they can make
+you miserable enough, maybe you'll stop using email entirely. Once
+enough people do that, then there'll be no legitimate reason left for
+anyone to run an SMTP server, and the spam problem will be solved.
+ -- Craig Dickson in <20020909231134.GA18917@linux700.localnet>
+%
+It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong
+ -- Chris Torek
+%
+Filing a bug is probably not going to get it fixed any faster.
+ -- Anthony Towns
+%
+Build a fire for a man, an he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on
+fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
+ -- Jules Bean
+%
+Dropping non-free would set us back at least, what, 300 packages? It'd
+take MONTHS to make up the difference, and meanwhile Debian users will
+be fleeing to SLACKWARE.
+
+And what about SHAREHOLDER VALUE?
+ -- Matt Zimmerman in <20021120225004.GX14809@mizar.alcor.net>
+%
+"One disk to rule them all, One disk to find them. One disk to bring
+them all and in the darkness grind them. In the Land of Redmond
+where the shadows lie." -- The Silicon Valley Tarot
+%
+You could say she lived on the edge... Well, maybe not exactly on the edge,
+just close enough to watch other people fall off.
+ -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/000309.html
+%
+Of course Pacman didn't influence us as kids. If it did, we'd be
+running around in darkened rooms, popping pills and listening to
+repetitive music.
+%
+"It's not Hollywood. War is real, war is primarily not about defeat or
+victory, it is about death. I've seen thousands and thousands of dead
+bodies. Do you think I want to have an academic debate on this
+subject?"
+ -- Robert Fisk
+%
+THERE IS NO GRAVITY THE WORLD SUCKS
+ -- Vietnam War Penquin Lighter
+http://gallery.donarmstrong.com/clippings/vietnam_there_is_no_gravity.jpg
+%
+Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
+ -- Robert Heinlein
+%
+If you have the slightest bit of intellectual integrity you cannot
+support the government. -- anonymous
+%
+Debian's not really about the users or the software at all. It's a
+large flame-generating engine that the cabal uses to heat their coffee
+ -- Andrew Suffield (#debian-devel Fri, 14 Feb 2003 14:34 -0500)
+%
+"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
+We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
+ -- Jeremy S. Anderson
+%
+"There's no problem so large it can't be solved by killing the user
+off, deleting their files, closing their account and reporting their
+REAL earnings to the IRS."
+ -- The B.O.F.H..
+%
+When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I
+realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked
+Him to forgive me.
+ -- Emo Philips.
+%
+"People selling drug paraphernalia ... are as much a part of drug
+trafficking as silencers are a part of criminal homicide."
+ -- John Brown, DEA Chief
+%
+Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
+the Ugly).
+ -- Matt Welsh
+%
+A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
+won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
+ -- Bill Vaughan
+%
+I now know how retro SCOs OSes are. Riotous, riotous stuff. How they
+had the ya-yas to declare Linux an infant OS in need of their IP is
+beyond me. Upcoming features? PAM. files larger than 2 gigs. NFS over
+TCP. The 80's called, they want their features back.
+ -- Compactable Dave http://www3.sympatico.ca/dcarpeneto/sco.html
+%
+This message brought to you by weapons of mass destruction related
+program activities, and the letter G.
+%
+Frankly, if ignoring inane opinions and noisy people and not flaming
+them to crisp is bad behavior, I have not yet achieved a state of
+nirvana.
+ -- Manoj Srivastava in 87n04pzhmh.fsf@glaurung.internal.golden-gryphon.com
+%
+"For those who understand, no explanation is necessary.
+ For those who do not, none is possible."
+%
+Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but
+that's not why we do it.
+ -- Richard Feynman
+%
+"I'm a rational being--of a sort--rational enough, at least, to see the
+symptoms of insanity around me. And I'm human, the same as the people
+I think of as victims when my guard drops. It's at least possible I'm
+even crazier than my fellows, whom I'm tempted to pity.
+"There seems only one thing to do, and that's get drunk"
+ -- Chad C. Mulligan (John Brunner _Stand On Zanzibar_ p390)
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