* update quotes with prisoner quote

[lib.git] / signature_stuff / offensive_quotes.txt

diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
index e024e2742146475d59d90ef53ecec1d928cc60c2..ea8aad31d57be065bf84b95549ca9b695af7e406 100644 (file)
--- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
+++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
@@ -112,3 +112,17 @@ I told everyone I built my robot wife for sex
 but late at night when we're alone
 we mostly play battleship.
  -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may21_2004.htm
+%
+"...Yet terrible as UNIX addiction is, there are worse fates. If UNIX
+is the heroin of operating systems, then VMS is barbiturate addiction, the
+Mac is MDMA, and MS-DOS is sniffing glue. (Windows is filling your sinuses
+with lucite and letting it set.) You owe the Oracle a twelve-step program."
+ --The Usenet Oracle
+%
+I wish seeing you naked
+was as good
+as wishing I could see you naked
+ -- a softer world #502
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502
+
+