* update quotes with prisoner quote

[lib.git] / signature_stuff / offensive_quotes.txt

diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
index 66e2d2eca28dd26b22c33d1862dfaf0a4e03f5c0..ea8aad31d57be065bf84b95549ca9b695af7e406 100644 (file)
--- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
+++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
@@ -81,4 +81,48 @@ narrator talks about liberal homosexual baby killers. It's so gross
 but you keep watching it because you can't believe how disgusting it
 is.
   -- Lola Hart in Jack Womak's _Random Acts of Senseless Violence_
+%
+squid make poor wives
+all those arms are good for cuddling
+but no one wants
+a beak job
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may19_2006.htm
+%
+the best time to skinny dip alone is dusk
+your breasts and hips lolling in the water, waiting
+to be the next Loch Ness monster sighting
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may12_2006.htm
+%
+when my mother died
+we flew her home
+where there's no law
+against animatronic
+taxidermy
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_aug26_2005.htm
+%
+when we kiss I can hear your thoughts
+so I would rather we didn't
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_jul22_2005.htm
+%
+We bet him five dolars that he would drown.
+A bittersweet victory.
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_jul9_2004.htm
+%
+I told everyone I built my robot wife for sex
+but late at night when we're alone
+we mostly play battleship.
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may21_2004.htm
+%
+"...Yet terrible as UNIX addiction is, there are worse fates. If UNIX
+is the heroin of operating systems, then VMS is barbiturate addiction, the
+Mac is MDMA, and MS-DOS is sniffing glue. (Windows is filling your sinuses
+with lucite and letting it set.) You owe the Oracle a twelve-step program."
+ --The Usenet Oracle
+%
+I wish seeing you naked
+was as good
+as wishing I could see you naked
+ -- a softer world #502
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502
 
+