Even among his own kind he was looked on with distaste; unable to find
the species of sex partners his pathology demanded, he had grown
steadily more perverted and had taken to attacking helicopters; the
-mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection.x
+mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection.
-- Harlan Ellison "Neon" (_Deathbird Stories_ p65)
+%
+Your village called.
+They want their idiot back.
+ -- xkcd http://xkcd.com/c23.html