+%
+"...Yet terrible as UNIX addiction is, there are worse fates. If UNIX
+is the heroin of operating systems, then VMS is barbiturate addiction, the
+Mac is MDMA, and MS-DOS is sniffing glue. (Windows is filling your sinuses
+with lucite and letting it set.) You owe the Oracle a twelve-step program."
+ --The Usenet Oracle
+%