-# infobot.lang: configurable responses.
-# by the xk.
-###
-
-# Welcome reply: Things to say when people thank me.
-welcome
- no problem
- my pleasure
- sure thing
- no worries
- de nada
- de rien
- bitte
- pas de quoi
-
-# Dunno reply (when i recognize a query but can't answer it):
-dunno
- i don't know
- i haven't a clue
- no idea
- wish i knew
- bugger all, i dunno
- I give up, what is it?
- I don't know, could you explain it?
- I'm not sure, is it larger than a breadbox?
-
-# confuse/refuse learn.
-confused
- I think you lost me on that one
- what are you talking about?
-
-# Hello reply (ways to say hello):
-hello
- hello
- hi
- hey
- niihau
- bonjour
- hola
- salut
- que tal
- privet
- what's up
-
-# Cookie reply: added by the xk.
-cookie
- ACTION spins the wheel of knowledge and ponders... ##KEY... ##VALUE
- ACTION pulls out the cookie jar and finds ##KEY... ##VALUE
- Hey ##WHO, ##KEY is ##VALUE
-
-# Factoid reply:
-factoid
- methinks ##KEY is ##VALUE
- i heard ##KEY is ##VALUE
- i guess ##KEY is ##VALUE
- from memory, ##KEY is ##VALUE
- hmm... ##KEY is ##VALUE
- ##KEY is probably ##VALUE
- ##KEY is, like, ##VALUE
- rumour has it, ##KEY is ##VALUE
- it has been said that ##KEY is ##VALUE
- somebody said ##KEY was ##VALUE
- well, ##KEY is ##VALUE
- extra, extra, read all about it, ##KEY is ##VALUE
- [##KEY] ##VALUE
-
-# HowAreYou reply:
-howareyou
- eh, ok
- peachy
- just great
- you know how it is...
- pretty good. how about you?
- mas o menos
-
-# Question word.
-qWord
- who
- who is
- who are
- what
- what is
- what are
- where
- where is
- where are