farts in WHO's general direction
flings poo at WHO
follow's WHO with a gauntlet and ... scratch ... HUMILIATION
+forces WHO to use Outlook Express
frags WHO with his BFG9000
gets a hotmal account and SPAMs WHO
+gives WHO a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades"
gives WHO a good seeing to
gives WHO an extra strength ACME sleeping pill, sending WHO to sleep for 150 years, and awakening to seven strange dwarfs and a large apple
grabs a large, mis-shapened log, with squirrels, and beats WHO until only the nuts remain ... which the squirrels run off with
hooks into a hydrant and hoses WHO down
hurls dozens of incontinent, insomniac, hungry kittens with tiny little razor-sharp claws and a wide variety of contagious intestinal parasites at WHO
installs a bad bootloader on WHO and turns WHO into a brick
+installs PocketPC on WHO's PDA
judo chops WHO
keeps mailing WHO free America Online CDs until he drowns
lowers WHO's priority
takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays WHO in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed
takes out WHO with the trash
takes WHO to the vet for a "special" visit
+teaches WHO that M$ Access is a database. No, really, a database. A real live multi-user... well, ok, not multi-user, but a database. Yeah, that sounds right.
teaches WHO the basics, including how to RTM
throws a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at WHO
throws WHO's poor little doggy off a cliff
whips out a hot clue gun and makes sure that WHO is stuck to the floor
whips out a shotgun, trudges over to WHO, and goes postal
whips out a sword and chops WHO in half
-whips out his power stapler and staples WHO's genitalia to the ground
+whips out his power stapler and staples WHO's foot to the floor
whips WHO with a wet and grimy noodle just because