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--purges WHO
+accelerates a free AOL cd to 50,000 rpm and lets WHO feel it
+acting on orders from an unspecified client drags WHO into court suing for $200 million
+beats the living hamstercrap out of WHO
+beats WHO into protomatter with the andromeda galaxy
+beats WHO over the head with a microkernel
beats WHO senseless with a 50lb Unix manual
+beats WHO severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken
+beats WHO to within 2.54cm of his life
+blames WHO for all the evil in the world
+blasts WHO to oblivion with a kamehameha wave
+blasts WHO with a huge firehose then strangles WHO with it
+brandishes Excalibur! "With this sword, I vanquish thee, WHO!" and lops off WHO's head
+breaks out the Hoover and sucks up WHO
+burns WHO to a crisp with a laser
+calls WHO on the phone ... the lights are on but nobody's home
cats /dev/urandom into WHO's ear
+changes WHO's permissions to 0777 and tells the world
chops WHO in half with a free AOL CD
chops WHO in half with a free Solaris 7 CD
+crushes WHO with a full height scsi disk
+cuts off WHO's head with a halberd that could have been a little bit sharper
+cuts WHO into thin stripes
decapitates WHO conan the destroyer style
+declares WHO a moron
+does a little 'dpkg -P WHO' action
does a little 'renice 20 -u WHO'
+DoSes WHO
+drops a baby grand on WHO
+drops a humongous exploding nuke on WHO
drops a truckload of VAXen on WHO
duct-tapes WHO to the floor and drools on him
+dumps 42 tons of dirt, manure, and fish heads on WHO
+eats WHO and falls over dead
+eats WHO's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
+executes killall -HUP WHO
+executes killall -KILL WHO
+executes killall -TERM WHO
+explains, ever so gently, that if WHO doesn't give the channel more information, they can't help
+farts in WHO's general direction
+flings poo at WHO
+follow's WHO with a gauntlet and ... scratch ... HUMILIATION
+forces WHO to use Outlook Express
frags WHO with his BFG9000
+gets a hotmal account and SPAMs WHO
+gives WHO a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades"
+gives WHO a good seeing to
+gives WHO an extra strength ACME sleeping pill, sending WHO to sleep for 150 years, and awakening to seven strange dwarfs and a large apple
+grabs a large, mis-shapened log, with squirrels, and beats WHO until only the nuts remain ... which the squirrels run off with
+hauls WHO up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles
+hereby declares WHO a troll
+hits WHO with an anvil and laughs with a contralto voice ... Haha Ha HA Ha
holds WHO to the floor and spanks him with a cat-o-nine-tails
+hooks into a hydrant and hoses WHO down
+hurls dozens of incontinent, insomniac, hungry kittens with tiny little razor-sharp claws and a wide variety of contagious intestinal parasites at WHO
+installs a bad bootloader on WHO and turns WHO into a brick
+installs PocketPC on WHO's PDA
judo chops WHO
+keeps mailing WHO free America Online CDs until he drowns
+lowers WHO's priority
+makes a balloon animal out of WHO
+moos at WHO
+nabs the moon and broadsides WHO with the sea of tranquility
+nukes WHO with a single large nuke
+offers WHO some herring
+overclocks WHO until WHO burns out
+plops WHO into a giant vat of herring
+pours gasoline all over WHO, ignites the fire, and then enjoys some toasty marshmallows with the glorious blaze
pours hot grits down the front of WHO's pants
+pries WHO's back open with a screwdriver and flashes a new bootldr to WHO
+pulls out a ClueBat (tm) and thwaps WHO
pulls out his louisville slugger and uses WHO's head to break the homerun record
pushes the wall down onto WHO whilst whistling innocently
+puts on a hockey mask and jumps out at WHO
+puts on some milking gloves. "All right, now, WHO, this won't hurt a bit...."
+puts WHO into a headlock and administers a mighty noogie, rubbing half of WHO's hair of
+puts WHO through a wood chipper
+readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at WHO
resizes WHO's terminal to 40x24
rm -rf's WHO
+runs at WHO with an origami Swiss Army knife, and inflicts a nasty paper cut
+says "boot to the head" and knocks WHO over
+send killer squirrels to attack WHO
+sends a legion of lawyers after WHO's head
+shoots WHO in his sleep
+shoots WHO in the head
+shoves a crumpet down WHO's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that?
+slams WHO against a large cement Tux
+slaps a compatible dib on WHO's head
+slaps WHO around with a large trout
+slaps WHO upside and over the head with one freakishly huge killer whale named hugh
+slaps WHO upside the head with a wet fish
+smacks WHO up side the head with a clue-by-4
+squeezes WHO till WHO turns blue like papa smurf
+squishes WHO like a bug
stabs WHO
+stamps WHO on the forehead with the official Troll marker
steals WHO's mojo
+strangles WHO with a 9-pole serial cable
strangles WHO with a doohicky mouse cord
-urinates on WHO
+stuffs WHO into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it
+takes a big bite out of WHO's jugular vein
+takes a large goose feather pillow and swings it wildly in WHO's direction, hitting WHO and sending WHO flying into the closet
+takes a rusty axe and swings it violently, taking WHO's head off
+takes large quantities of Krispy Kream donuts and stuffs them one after another down WHO's throat until WHO puts on 150lbs
+takes out a cattle prod and gives WHO a good jolt
+takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays WHO in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed
+takes out WHO with the trash
+takes WHO to the vet for a "special" visit
+teaches WHO that M$ Access is a database. No, really, a database. A real live multi-user... well, ok, not multi-user, but a database. Yeah, that sounds right.
+teaches WHO the basics, including how to RTM
+throws a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at WHO
+throws WHO's poor little doggy off a cliff
+tries to shut WHO up
+turns WHO into a lifesized tux doll
+wallops WHO with a main rotation server that needs rehubbing. It won't take long
+whacks WHO upside the head
+whacks WHO with a giant beaver's tail
whacks WHO with the cluebat
+whips out a hot clue gun and makes sure that WHO is stuck to the floor
+whips out a shotgun, trudges over to WHO, and goes postal
whips out a sword and chops WHO in half
-whips out his power stapler and staples WHO's genitalia to the ground
+whips out his power stapler and staples WHO's foot to the floor
+whips WHO with a wet and grimy noodle just because
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