puts on some milking gloves. "All right, now, WHO, this won't hurt a bit...."
puts WHO into a headlock and administers a mighty noogie, rubbing half of WHO's hair of
puts WHO through a wood chipper
-raises middle finger to WHO
readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at WHO
resizes WHO's terminal to 40x24
rm -rf's WHO
throws WHO's poor little doggy off a cliff
tries to shut WHO up
turns WHO into a lifesized tux doll
-urinates on WHO
wallops WHO with a main rotation server that needs rehubbing. It won't take long
whacks WHO upside the head
whacks WHO with a giant beaver's tail