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+# infobot.lang: configurable responses.
+# by the xk.
+###
+
+# Welcome reply: Things to say when people thank me.
+welcome
+  no problem
+  my pleasure
+  sure thing
+  no worries
+  de nada
+  de rien
+  bitte
+  pas de quoi
+  gern geschehen
+
+# Dunno reply (when i recognize a query but can't answer it):
+dunno
+  i don't know
+  i haven't a clue
+  no idea
+  wish i knew
+  bugger all, i dunno
+  I give up, what is it?
+  I don't know, could you explain it?
+  I'm not sure, is it larger than a breadbox?
+  parse error: dunno what the heck you're talking about
+  are you using Windows?
+  I wish you would RTFM.
+  have you tried http://www.tldp.org/ ?
+  KCI error, or a problem with the Keyboard-Chair Interface.
+
+# moron reply.
+moron
+  You think I'm human? Think again!
+  h0 h0 h0
+  Hi, how's life?
+  What do you want?
+  Are you on drugs?
+  Wassup G?
+
+# confuse/refuse learn.
+confused
+  I think you lost me on that one
+  what are you talking about?
+
+# Hello reply (ways to say hello):
+hello
+  hello
+  hi
+  hey
+  niihau
+  bonjour
+  hola
+  salut
+  que tal
+  privet
+  what's up
+  moin moin
+
+# Cookie reply: added by the xk.
+cookie
+  ACTION spins the wheel of knowledge and ponders... ##KEY... ##VALUE
+  ACTION pulls out the cookie jar and finds ##KEY... ##VALUE
+  Hey ##WHO, ##KEY is ##VALUE
+
+# Factoid reply:
+factoid
+  methinks ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  i heard ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  i guess ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  from memory, ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  hmm... ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  ##KEY is probably ##VALUE
+  ##KEY is, like, ##VALUE
+  rumour has it, ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  it has been said that ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  somebody said ##KEY was ##VALUE
+  well, ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  extra, extra, read all about it, ##KEY is ##VALUE
+  [##KEY] ##VALUE
+
+# HowAreYou reply:
+howareyou
+  eh, ok
+  peachy
+  just great
+  you know how it is...
+  pretty good. how about you?
+  mas o menos
+
+# Question word.
+qWord
+  who
+  who is
+  who are
+  what
+  what's
+  what is
+  what are
+  where
+  where's
+  where is
+  where are
+
+# botsnack etc praise
+# TODO add ACTION support
+praise
+  :)
+  thanks
+  aw, gee