+
+# vim:ts=4:sw=4:expandtab:tw=80
+
+__DATA__
+#
+# configuration file for colorado insult server
+#
+# Use the '|' character to include a space in the middle of a noun, adjective
+# or amount (it'll get transmogrified into a space. No, really!).
+#
+# Mon Mar 16 10:49:53 MST 1992 garnett added more colorful insults
+# Fri Dec 6 10:48:43 MST 1991 garnett
+#
+
+##
+# Adjectives
+##
+adj acidic antique contemptible culturally-unsound despicable evil fermented
+adj festering foul fulminating humid impure inept inferior industrial
+adj left-over low-quality malodorous off-color penguin-molesting
+adj petrified pointy-nosed salty sausage-snorfling tastless tempestuous
+adj tepid tofu-nibbling unintelligent unoriginal uninspiring weasel-smelling
+adj wretched spam-sucking egg-sucking decayed halfbaked infected squishy
+adj porous pickled coughed-up thick vapid hacked-up
+adj unmuzzled bawdy vain lumpish churlish fobbing rank craven puking
+adj jarring fly-bitten pox-marked fen-sucked spongy droning gleeking warped
+adj currish milk-livered surly mammering ill-borne beef-witted tickle-brained
+adj half-faced headless wayward rump-fed onion-eyed beslubbering villainous
+adj lewd-minded cockered full-gorged rude-snouted crook-pated pribbling
+adj dread-bolted fool-born puny fawning sheep-biting dankish goatish
+adj weather-bitten knotty-pated malt-wormy saucyspleened motley-mind
+adj it-fowling vassal-willed loggerheaded clapper-clawed frothy ruttish
+adj clouted common-kissing pignutted folly-fallen plume-plucked flap-mouthed
+adj swag-bellied dizzy-eyed gorbellied weedy reeky measled spur-galled mangled
+adj impertinent bootless toad-spotted hasty-witted horn-beat yeasty
+adj imp-bladdereddle-headed boil-brained tottering hedge-born hugger-muggered
+adj elf-skinned
+
+##
+# Amounts
+##
+amt accumulation bucket coagulation enema-bucketful gob half-mouthful
+amt heap mass mound petrification pile puddle stack thimbleful tongueful
+amt ooze quart bag plate ass-full assload
+
+##
+# Objects
+##
+noun bat|toenails bug|spit cat|hair chicken|piss dog|vomit dung
+noun fat-woman's|stomach-bile fish|heads guano gunk pond|scum rat|retch
+noun red|dye|number-9 Sun|IPC|manuals waffle-house|grits yoo-hoo
+noun dog|balls seagull|puke cat|bladders pus urine|samples
+noun squirrel|guts snake|assholes snake|bait buzzard|gizzards
+noun cat-hair-balls rat-farts pods armadillo|snouts entrails
+noun snake|snot eel|ooze slurpee-backwash toxic|waste Stimpy-drool
+noun poopy poop craptacular|carpet|droppings jizzum cold|sores anal|warts