+
+ --help manpage
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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+
+================================================================================
+
+Possible Quotes:
+----------------
+
+| <mdz_> SirDibos: that sentence sounds like it wants to be a bug report when it grows up
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+| From: Andrew Morton <akpm@osdl.org>
+| Subject: Re: Linux 2.6.0-test1 Ext3 Ooops. Reboot needed.
+| To: Ricardo Galli <gallir@uib.es>
+| Cc: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
+| Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 14:27:20 -0700
+|
+| Ricardo Galli <gallir@uib.es> wrote:
+| >
+| > "File alteration monitor", from Debian.
+|
+| OK.
+|
+| > $ apt-cache show fam
+|
+| I was attacked by dselect as a small child and have since avoided debian.
+| Is there a tarball anywhere?
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+| From: Bob Hilliard <hilliard@debian.org>
+|
+| In my experience, James has been very responsive, albeit not
+| verbose, to reasonable questions/requests that don't start out saying
+| "James is a bum - throw him out".
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+| <eigood> Kamion: are you too busy to look at my generic
+| include/exclude stuff for the bts yet?
+| <Kamion> eigood: expect me to be busy for about the next week at this
+| rate
+| <eigood> my %field_match = (
+| <eigood> 'subject' => \&contains_field_match,
+| <eigood> 'severity' => \&exact_field_match,
+| <eigood> that's how it works, basically
+| <eigood> I'm a big fan of callbacks
+| [...]
+| <eigood> Kamion: how do you feel about having
+| per-bug/per-package/per-source notes support in the bts?
+| <Kamion> eigood: as I said five minutes ago, I really don't have time
+| to think about it right now, sorry
+| <Kamion> here, maybe it would be clearer if I /part
+| <-- Kamion (~cjwatson@host81-129-36-235.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has left #debian-devel (too busy. no, really.)
+| <eigood> no need to be hostile
+| <Joy> eigood: he told you he's too busy and you kept bugging him. take
+| a hint :)
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<mstone> bwahahaha. Dear "security@debian.org" Thank you for your
+ email about "[SECURITY] [DSA-403-1] userland can access Linux
+ kernel memory" ...I need to filter out spam... To send email to
+ vhs@flexdesign.com please put "ducks" anywhere on your subject
+ line. ...Thanks, Bob...
+<mstone> I'll be sure to do that...
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<drow> Hmm, that was a nice short bug report.
+<drow> to submit@: "strdup(NULL) segfaults" to -done@: "Yes, go away"
+[...]
+<Kamion> how did he pass T&S? sheer bloody-mindedness?
+[...]
+<drow> Good attention to detail?
+<drow> Masking of psychopathic tendencies?
+* drow shrugs
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<DanielS> the people love me
+<Joy> like pneumonia
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+test.c:5: `long long long' is too long for GCC
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=91696&cid=7890274
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<Joy> argh.
+<Joy> i accidentally banned all mails to the bts that had 'ossi' in them
+<Joy> "possible" etc
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/12/24/>
+
+Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
+3:34 pm
+Dear PC World,
+
+1) The most common chipset used in Pentium-II machines is the Intel 440BX. It is also relatively common in slower P-IIIs, and is approximately identical to the 440MX (a one-chip version aimed at laptops).
+
+2) The 440BX has the interesting feature of only being able to address up to 128MBit density RAM. This is a relatively widely known issue.
+
+3) Simple maths suggests that if you have a 128MB DIMM with 4 chips on it, they are likely to be 256MBit parts.
+
+4) Marking said DIMMs as being suitable for Pentium-IIs is therefore really indescribably stupid, you wankwits. Please fuck off and die in a great big chemical fire before I get back there to beat you.
+
+Love,
+
+Matthew.
+
+PS,
+
+Die. No, really.
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/12/>
+
+Wednesday, November 12th, 2003
+2:43 am
+It's true that you learn something new every day. Yesterday I discovered that playdough is electrically conductive. I also discovered that RAM becomes unhappy if all of its pins are joined together with electrically conductive material.
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<http://www.livejournal.com/users/mjg59/2003/11/03/>
+
+Monday, November 3rd, 2003
+3:13 pm
+Hint to people attempting to sell things online:
+
+DON'T PUT http://172.16.100.107/ IN YOUR URLS, YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKMONKEYS
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+| priviledged positions? What privilege? The honour of working harder
+| than most people for absolutely no recognition?
+
+Manoj Srivastava <srivasta@debian.org> in <87lln8aqfm.fsf@glaurung.internal.golden-gryphon.com>
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<elmo_h> you could just r00t klecker through [...] and do it yourself
+<mdz> heh
+<mdz> I think there's a bit in the DMUP about that
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<Yoe> well, thing is, he doesn't seem to understand you usually don't
+ have the time to give everyone status updates when a fly moves a
+ leg
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+In Soviet Russia...
+
+The cops arrest YOU for not showing papers. Wait, I didn't have to
+reverse it this time, what's going on?
+
+http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=97501&cid=8334726
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<infinity> <shrug>... Messaging IRCops isn't the end of the world,
+ unless its "/msg ircop I fucked your wife."
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<aj> ooo, elmo has "special powers"
+<neuro> ooo, does he have lasers that shoot out of his eyes?
+<aj> dunno
+<aj> maybe he can turn invisible? that'd sure help with improved transparency!
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+| From: Andrew Morton <akpm@osdl.org>
+| Subject: Re: [PATCH] Compile kernel with GCC-3.5 and without regparm
+| To: "Art Haas" <ahaas@airmail.net>
+| Cc: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
+| Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2004 16:59:28 -0800
+| X-Mailer: Sylpheed version 0.9.7 (GTK+ 1.2.10; i586-pc-linux-gnu)
+|
+| "Art Haas" <ahaas@airmail.net> wrote:
+| >
+| > I tried to build the kernel with my CVS GCC-3.5 compiler today, and had
+| > all sorts of failures about prototypes not matching.
+|
+| -mm is where the gcc-3.5 action is. There seems to be a bit of an arms
+| race going on wherein the gcc developers are trying to break the kernel
+| build faster than I and others can fix it.
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+(Note that the above is a gross oversimplification, and ignores issues
+including but not necessarily limited to subarchitectures, and quality
+of hardware coverage within certian architectures. It contains forward
+looking statements, and may cause cancer in lab animals.)
+
+Joey Hess in <20040317065216.GA29816@kitenet.net>
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<jdub> now there's a thought
+<jdub> DD trading cards
+<mdz> official joeyh action figure, with rapid-fire upload action
+<jdub> lamont with pump-action NMU flame-thrower!
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<aj> "attempt to de-scare ... may cause cancer"
+* aj thinks elmo needs to work on his de-scaring
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<mdz> the Thom Remote Management Unit
+<mdz> TRMU
+<thom> i cost 3 times the amount an IBM remote management card would. per use.
+<jdub> last time *i* checked, you were free
+<jdub> oh, different service
+<jdub> never mind
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+From: Stan Shebs <shebs@apple.com>
+Subject: Re: MS/CW-style inline assembly for GCC
+To: gcc@gcc.gnu.org
+Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 17:35:40 -0700
+
+Can you be more specific about the difficulties? The CW version didn't
+seem that hard (unless Apple mgmt is reading this, in which case it was
+fiendishly difficult :-) ), but I did impose some restrictions in edge
+[...]
+
+Stan
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+buildd@caballero:~/logs$ du -sh kernel-patch-powerpc-2.6.5_2.6.5-2_20040506-1033
+54G kernel-patch-powerpc-2.6.5_2.6.5-2_20040506-1033
+
+Next week on "When Good Buildds Go Bad"[...]
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+<aj> 153 NP+ 11 James Troup (7.9K) you know you want it. err.
+* aj looks disturbed as he trolls through his saved mail
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+From: Andrew Morton <akpm@osdl.org>
+Subject: 2.6.6-mm5
+To: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
+Date: Sat, 22 May 2004 01:36:36 -0700
+X-Mailer: Sylpheed version 0.9.7 (GTK+ 1.2.10; i386-redhat-linux-gnu)
+
+[...]
+
+ Although this feature has been around for a while it is new code, and the
+ usual cautions apply. If it munches all your files please tell Jens and
+ he'll type them in again for you.
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%