From a346b0210203e5c2da4149c2058e9f9c3c92616f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Don Armstrong Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:29:34 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] add more offensive quotes --- signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt | 32 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 31 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt index 66e2d2e..e024e27 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt @@ -81,4 +81,34 @@ narrator talks about liberal homosexual baby killers. It's so gross but you keep watching it because you can't believe how disgusting it is. -- Lola Hart in Jack Womak's _Random Acts of Senseless Violence_ - +% +squid make poor wives +all those arms are good for cuddling +but no one wants +a beak job + -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may19_2006.htm +% +the best time to skinny dip alone is dusk +your breasts and hips lolling in the water, waiting +to be the next Loch Ness monster sighting + -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may12_2006.htm +% +when my mother died +we flew her home +where there's no law +against animatronic +taxidermy + -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_aug26_2005.htm +% +when we kiss I can hear your thoughts +so I would rather we didn't + -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_jul22_2005.htm +% +We bet him five dolars that he would drown. +A bittersweet victory. + -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_jul9_2004.htm +% +I told everyone I built my robot wife for sex +but late at night when we're alone +we mostly play battleship. + -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may21_2004.htm -- 2.39.2