From 7a91000c1221bc26aef58306133f78db9b6e7776 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Don Armstrong Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2011 05:47:21 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] * add another offensive quote --- signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt | 10 ++++++++-- 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt index 2c8dffe..b344c00 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt @@ -118,5 +118,11 @@ was as good as wishing I could see you naked -- a softer world #502 http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502 - - +% +In the group was a man who sought carnal knowledge of blimps. He had +been arrested three times for trying to fuck the Goodyear dirigible. +Even among his own kind he was looked on with distaste; unable to find +the species of sex partners his pathology demanded, he had grown +steadily more perverted and had taken to attacking helicopters; the +mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection.x + -- Harlan Ellison "Neon" (_Deathbird Stories_ p65) -- 2.39.2