add a bunch of softer world quotes and fix 1000+1 nights quote

diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
index 32eb85ea6920237f31a96177e47978bc1132d533..ea8aad31d57be065bf84b95549ca9b695af7e406 100644 (file)
--- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
+++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt
@@ -119,3 +119,10 @@ Mac is MDMA, and MS-DOS is sniffing glue. (Windows is filling your sinuses
 with lucite and letting it set.) You owe the Oracle a twelve-step program."
  --The Usenet Oracle
 %
+I wish seeing you naked
+was as good
+as wishing I could see you naked
+ -- a softer world #502
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502
+
+  

diff --git a/signature_stuff/quote.txt b/signature_stuff/quote.txt
index 12a5ab54641e93a1c0f4680e3f622d8daf000464..1d10976282e8e0de00be3681be5b508c317ca789 100644 (file)
--- a/signature_stuff/quote.txt
+++ b/signature_stuff/quote.txt
@@ -866,3 +866,49 @@ It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
 power, I have always thought, is to ensure the absolute unthinkabilty
 of oneself not being there."
  -- Terry Pratchett _Unseen Academicals_ p391
+%
+listen, what you do in the privacy
+of your neighbour's house while they're away
+is your own business
+ -- a softer world #511
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=511
+%
+Sometimes I wish I could take back all my mistakes
+but then I think
+what if my mother could take back hers?
+ -- a softer world #498
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=498
+%
+Clean living is less fun
+and you wind up feeling stupid
+when you still die.
+ -- a softer world #489
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=489
+%
+If god is always watching over us
+who's driving?
+ -- a softer world #487
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=487
+%
+Maybe I did steal your heart
+and I am such a perfect criminal
+that you never noticed
+ -- a softer world #481
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=481
+%
+Life would be way easier
+if I were easier.
+ -- a softer world #473
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=473
+%
+I always thought
+violence didn't solve anything
+until one day it did.
+ -- a softer world #470
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=470
+%
+With one simple pill
+we cured unhappiness
+and art
+ -- a softer world #437
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=437

diff --git a/signature_stuff/quote_misc.txt b/signature_stuff/quote_misc.txt
index 11fbea483949cd711033592771082ef637a59ab1..1423e08a87382db95af3931eb3732ccb2c4c37c9 100644 (file)
--- a/signature_stuff/quote_misc.txt
+++ b/signature_stuff/quote_misc.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-With that he haled me before the wali and I statsed an artistic meal
+With that he haled me before the wali and I tasted an artistic meal
 of stick, till I fell in a faint.
  -- The Thousand Nights And One Night (The Tale of Ghānim Ibn Ayyūr)
     [v1 p324]