X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?p=don.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=posts%2Fdiary%2Fyou_could_call_me_dr_don_but_why_bother.mdwn;h=8197f32bd6e4ba5c025146bed89cf8cb83673efc;hp=1677f8b7248db453acdb5869f0b0df7d01e277f1;hb=6c950d116bc395a97fcbdc99f05095aa26761cb9;hpb=ede9a3789aa8f1a2d030594ff344fcef654ab2a9 diff --git a/posts/diary/you_could_call_me_dr_don_but_why_bother.mdwn b/posts/diary/you_could_call_me_dr_don_but_why_bother.mdwn index 1677f8b..8197f32 100644 --- a/posts/diary/you_could_call_me_dr_don_but_why_bother.mdwn +++ b/posts/diary/you_could_call_me_dr_don_but_why_bother.mdwn @@ -1 +1,32 @@ -[gal://2008/don_graduation_06_16_2008/01_don_standing.jpg] I've been\nin school as a student for almost all of my life up till now. While\nthat's a relatively normal thing for younger people, the older you\nget, the rarer and rarer it is.\n\n[gal://2008/don_graduation_06_16_2008/02_don_and_parents.jpg]\nFinally, on Monday I went through the ceremony which marked the end of\nmy tenure as a student who is actually enrolled in school, and the\nbeginning of my tenure as a student who happens to also contribute to\nand convey knowledge. That's right, I've finally managed to finish my\nPhD in Cell, Molecular, and Developmental Biology. It's been a while\ngetting here, but with my dissertation completed and accepted by\ngraduate division, my defence completed, and finally being hooded by\nmy major professor, I'm done!\n\nGetting my PhD has resolved a few fundamental dilemas that I've always\nhad. First, I now know what to put in that pesky "Mr/Mrs/Ms/Miss/Dr"\nfield. Before, Ms. was technically correct, but no one apparently\nknows that means Master and confuses it with an abbreviation for Miss.\nNow I just put Dr., and no more confusion. Second, dealing with\npretentious people and physicians who insist on being called Doctor\nbecomes easier. I can now ignore their silly titles with impunity.\n[And yes, those of you who haven't spent an eternity in the ivory\ntower should just call me Don anyway.] Next, I now have the covetous\nunion card that enables me to teach at instutitions of higher\nlearning.\n\nUnfortunatly, that also means that I no longer qualify for student\ndiscounts anywhere. Of course, I must admit that lately the people at\nmovie theaters have been looking at me askance when I ask for a\nstudent discount. I'll have to wait 36 more years until I qualify for\nthe senior discount.\n \ No newline at end of file +[gal://2008/don_graduation_06_16_2008/01_don_standing.jpg] I've been +in school as a student for almost all of my life up till now. While +that's a relatively normal thing for younger people, the older you +get, the rarer and rarer it is. + +[gal://2008/don_graduation_06_16_2008/02_don_and_parents.jpg] +Finally, on Monday I went through the ceremony which marked the end of +my tenure as a student who is actually enrolled in school, and the +beginning of my tenure as a student who happens to also contribute to +and convey knowledge. That's right, I've finally managed to finish my +PhD in Cell, Molecular, and Developmental Biology. It's been a while +getting here, but with my dissertation completed and accepted by +graduate division, my defence completed, and finally being hooded by +my major professor, I'm done! + +Getting my PhD has resolved a few fundamental dilemas that I've always +had. First, I now know what to put in that pesky "Mr/Mrs/Ms/Miss/Dr" +field. Before, Ms. was technically correct, but no one apparently +knows that means Master and confuses it with an abbreviation for Miss. +Now I just put Dr., and no more confusion. Second, dealing with +pretentious people and physicians who insist on being called Doctor +becomes easier. I can now ignore their silly titles with impunity. +[And yes, those of you who haven't spent an eternity in the ivory +tower should just call me Don anyway.] Next, I now have the covetous +union card that enables me to teach at instutitions of higher +learning. + +Unfortunatly, that also means that I no longer qualify for student +discounts anywhere. Of course, I must admit that lately the people at +movie theaters have been looking at me askance when I ask for a +student discount. I'll have to wait 36 more years until I qualify for +the senior discount.