From 3c41a6912a8dcdc6d04fd9e971c5eaa4aedfe08c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: timriker Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 21:27:37 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] more lart actions git-svn-id: https://svn.code.sf.net/p/infobot/code/trunk/blootbot@966 c11ca15a-4712-0410-83d8-924469b57eb5 --- files/blootbot.lart | 98 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 98 insertions(+) diff --git a/files/blootbot.lart b/files/blootbot.lart index ce24e0a..c2a9ab5 100644 --- a/files/blootbot.lart +++ b/files/blootbot.lart @@ -4,26 +4,124 @@ # --purges WHO +accelerates a free AOL cd to 50,000 rpm and lets WHO feel it +acting on orders from an unspecified client drags WHO into court suing for $200 million +beats the living hamstercrap out of WHO +beats WHO into protomatter with the andromeda galaxy +beats WHO over the head with a microkernel beats WHO senseless with a 50lb Unix manual +beats WHO severely about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken +beats WHO to within 2.54cm of his life +blames WHO for all the evil in the world +blasts WHO to oblivion with a kamehameha wave +blasts WHO with a huge firehose then strangles WHO with it +brandishes Excalibur! "With this sword, I vanquish thee, WHO!" and lops off WHO's head +breaks out the Hoover and sucks up WHO +burns WHO to a crisp with a laser +calls WHO on the phone ... the lights are on but nobody's home cats /dev/urandom into WHO's ear +changes WHO's permissions to 0777 and tells the world chops WHO in half with a free AOL CD chops WHO in half with a free Solaris 7 CD +crushes WHO with a full height scsi disk +cuts off WHO's head with a halberd that could have been a little bit sharper +cuts WHO into thin stripes decapitates WHO conan the destroyer style +declares WHO a moron +does a little 'dpkg -P WHO' action does a little 'renice 20 -u WHO' +DoSes WHO +drops a baby grand on WHO +drops a humongous exploding nuke on WHO drops a truckload of VAXen on WHO duct-tapes WHO to the floor and drools on him +dumps 42 tons of dirt, manure, and fish heads on WHO +eats WHO and falls over dead +eats WHO's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti +executes killall -HUP WHO +executes killall -KILL WHO +executes killall -TERM WHO +explains, ever so gently, that if WHO doesn't give the channel more information, they can't help +farts in WHO's general direction +flings poo at WHO +follow's WHO with a gauntlet and ... scratch ... HUMILIATION frags WHO with his BFG9000 +gets a hotmal account and SPAMs WHO +gives WHO a good seeing to +gives WHO an extra strength ACME sleeping pill, sending WHO to sleep for 150 years, and awakening to seven strange dwarfs and a large apple +grabs a large, mis-shapened log, with squirrels, and beats WHO until only the nuts remain ... which the squirrels run off with +hauls WHO up by the scruff of the neck and spanks him until he waddles +hereby declares WHO a troll +hits WHO with an anvil and laughs with a contralto voice ... Haha Ha HA Ha holds WHO to the floor and spanks him with a cat-o-nine-tails +hooks into a hydrant and hoses WHO down +hurls dozens of incontinent, insomniac, hungry kittens with tiny little razor-sharp claws and a wide variety of contagious intestinal parasites at WHO +installs a bad bootloader on WHO and turns WHO into a brick judo chops WHO +keeps mailing WHO free America Online CDs until he drowns +lowers WHO's priority +makes a balloon animal out of WHO +moos at WHO +nabs the moon and broadsides WHO with the sea of tranquility +nukes WHO with a single large nuke +offers WHO some herring +overclocks WHO until WHO burns out +plops WHO into a giant vat of herring +pours gasoline all over WHO, ignites the fire, and then enjoys some toasty marshmallows with the glorious blaze pours hot grits down the front of WHO's pants +pries WHO's back open with a screwdriver and flashes a new bootldr to WHO +pulls out a ClueBat (tm) and thwaps WHO pulls out his louisville slugger and uses WHO's head to break the homerun record pushes the wall down onto WHO whilst whistling innocently +puts on a hockey mask and jumps out at WHO +puts on some milking gloves. "All right, now, WHO, this won't hurt a bit...." +puts WHO into a headlock and administers a mighty noogie, rubbing half of WHO's hair of +puts WHO through a wood chipper +raises middle finger to WHO +readies the nuke launcher and fires some rounds at WHO resizes WHO's terminal to 40x24 rm -rf's WHO +runs at WHO with an origami Swiss Army knife, and inflicts a nasty paper cut +says "boot to the head" and knocks WHO over +send killer squirrels to attack WHO +sends a legion of lawyers after WHO's head +shoots WHO in his sleep +shoots WHO in the head +shoves a crumpet down WHO's throat, happy now?! Huh? Want some JAM with that? +slams WHO against a large cement Tux +slaps a compatible dib on WHO's head +slaps WHO around with a large trout +slaps WHO upside and over the head with one freakishly huge killer whale named hugh +slaps WHO upside the head with a wet fish +smacks WHO up side the head with a clue-by-4 +squeezes WHO till WHO turns blue like papa smurf +squishes WHO like a bug stabs WHO +stamps WHO on the forehead with the official Troll marker steals WHO's mojo +strangles WHO with a 9-pole serial cable strangles WHO with a doohicky mouse cord +stuffs WHO into a shiny new tin can and vacuum seals it +takes a big bite out of WHO's jugular vein +takes a large goose feather pillow and swings it wildly in WHO's direction, hitting WHO and sending WHO flying into the closet +takes a rusty axe and swings it violently, taking WHO's head off +takes large quantities of Krispy Kream donuts and stuffs them one after another down WHO's throat until WHO puts on 150lbs +takes out a cattle prod and gives WHO a good jolt +takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays WHO in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed +takes out WHO with the trash +takes WHO to the vet for a "special" visit +teaches WHO the basics, including how to RTM +throws a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at WHO +throws WHO's poor little doggy off a cliff +tries to shut WHO up +turns WHO into a lifesized tux doll urinates on WHO +wallops WHO with a main rotation server that needs rehubbing. It won't take long +whacks WHO upside the head +whacks WHO with a giant beaver's tail whacks WHO with the cluebat +whips out a hot clue gun and makes sure that WHO is stuck to the floor +whips out a shotgun, trudges over to WHO, and goes postal whips out a sword and chops WHO in half whips out his power stapler and staples WHO's genitalia to the ground +whips WHO with a wet and grimy noodle just because -- 2.39.2