From: timriker Date: Thu, 1 Jul 2004 06:27:04 +0000 (+0000) Subject: more larts X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?a=commitdiff_plain;h=511d71f9e631adb49fd0b8a79a646fb3d55c7c54;p=infobot.git more larts git-svn-id: https://svn.code.sf.net/p/infobot/code/trunk/blootbot@972 c11ca15a-4712-0410-83d8-924469b57eb5 --- diff --git a/files/blootbot.lart b/files/blootbot.lart index c2a9ab5..69e0478 100644 --- a/files/blootbot.lart +++ b/files/blootbot.lart @@ -45,8 +45,10 @@ explains, ever so gently, that if WHO doesn't give the channel more information, farts in WHO's general direction flings poo at WHO follow's WHO with a gauntlet and ... scratch ... HUMILIATION +forces WHO to use Outlook Express frags WHO with his BFG9000 gets a hotmal account and SPAMs WHO +gives WHO a "free" copy of Windows and then charges double for "Upgrades" gives WHO a good seeing to gives WHO an extra strength ACME sleeping pill, sending WHO to sleep for 150 years, and awakening to seven strange dwarfs and a large apple grabs a large, mis-shapened log, with squirrels, and beats WHO until only the nuts remain ... which the squirrels run off with @@ -57,6 +59,7 @@ holds WHO to the floor and spanks him with a cat-o-nine-tails hooks into a hydrant and hoses WHO down hurls dozens of incontinent, insomniac, hungry kittens with tiny little razor-sharp claws and a wide variety of contagious intestinal parasites at WHO installs a bad bootloader on WHO and turns WHO into a brick +installs PocketPC on WHO's PDA judo chops WHO keeps mailing WHO free America Online CDs until he drowns lowers WHO's priority @@ -110,6 +113,7 @@ takes out a cattle prod and gives WHO a good jolt takes out a seltzer bottle and sprays WHO in the face. You know, one of those old-school seltzer bottles clowns have? Yeah those. Anyway, consider yourself spritzed takes out WHO with the trash takes WHO to the vet for a "special" visit +teaches WHO that M$ Access is a database. No, really, a database. A real live multi-user... well, ok, not multi-user, but a database. Yeah, that sounds right. teaches WHO the basics, including how to RTM throws a AN/M-8 smoke grenade at WHO throws WHO's poor little doggy off a cliff @@ -123,5 +127,5 @@ whacks WHO with the cluebat whips out a hot clue gun and makes sure that WHO is stuck to the floor whips out a shotgun, trudges over to WHO, and goes postal whips out a sword and chops WHO in half -whips out his power stapler and staples WHO's genitalia to the ground +whips out his power stapler and staples WHO's foot to the floor whips WHO with a wet and grimy noodle just because