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@@ -10,3 +10,64 @@ EQUAL-NOW Adapter (pat. appld. for) -- purse size, fool proof,
 sanitary -- comes in nine lovely, feminine, psychedelic patterns --
 requires no fitting, no prescriptions.
  -- Robert A Heinlein _I Will Fear No Evil_ p470.
+%
+She was alot like starbucks.
+IE, generic and expensive.
+ -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/001376.html
+%
+Guns Don't Kill People.
+*I* Kill People.
+%
+DIE!
+ -- Maritza Campos http://www.crfh.net/d/20020601.html
+%
+"I was thinking seven figures," he said, "but I would have taken a
+hundred grand. I'm not a greedy person." [All for a moldy bottle of
+tropicana.]
+ -- Sammi Hadzovic [in Andy Newman's 2003/02/14 NYT article.]
+ http://www.nytimes.com/2003/02/14/nyregion/14EYEB.html
+%
+CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US
+forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade 
+teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested,
+Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and
+a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear
+and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math 
+instruction.
+%
+I'd never hurt another living thing.
+But if I did...
+It would be you.
+ -- Chris Bishop  http://www.chrisbishop.com/her/archives/her69.html
+%
+[Panama, 1989. The U.S. government called it "Operation Just Cause".]
+I think they misspelled this. Shouldn't it be "Operation Just 'Cause"?
+ -- TekPolitik http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=59669&cid=5664907
+%
+Sentenced to two years hard labor (for sodomy), Oscar Wilde stood
+handcuffed in driving rain waiting for transport to prison.  "If this
+is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners," he remarked, "she
+doesn't deserve to have any."
+%
+It has always been Debian's philosophy in the past to stick to what
+makes sense, regardless of what crack the rest of the universe is
+smoking.
+ -- Andrew Suffield in 20030403211305.GD29698@doc.ic.ac.uk
+%
+<Clint> why the hell does kernel-source-2.6.3 depend on xfree86-common?
+<infinity> It... Doesn't?
+<Clint> good point
+%
+"Facts" are the refuge of people unwilling to reassess what they hold
+to be "True".
+%
+If you find it impossible to believe that the universe didn't have a
+creator, why don't you find it impossible that your creator didn't
+have one either?
+ -- Anonymous Coward http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=167556&cid=13970629
+%
+The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of
+the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the
+benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any
+curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.
+ -- Adolf Hitler _Mein Kampf_ p403