X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=signature_stuff%2Fquote.txt;h=d7b3a8beda58722aa792531b196a1f68ab81c533;hb=4e137eada37165a0cf1c1ed9d49cfa326c330160;hp=6da578f17e4f2352788d748db83ab857201ae5b1;hpb=4c5b77169699a6a3edb0a810e2cea4b4991be896;p=lib.git diff --git a/signature_stuff/quote.txt b/signature_stuff/quote.txt index 6da578f..d7b3a8b 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/quote.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/quote.txt @@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear -and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths +and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction. % I'd never hurt another living thing. @@ -636,7 +636,7 @@ I really wanted to talk to her. I just couldn't find an algorithm that fit. -- Peter Watts _Blindsight_ p294 % -Everyone has to die. And in a hundred years nobody's goling to inquire +Everyone has to die. And in a hundred years nobody's going to inquire just how most people died. The best thing is to do it in the way that strikes your fancy most. -- Kenzaburō Ōe _Silent Cry_ p5 @@ -667,9 +667,43 @@ You could say to the Universe this is not /fair/. And the Universe would say: Oh it isn't? Sorry. -- Terry Pratchett _Soul Music_ p357 % +G: If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do? +EB: Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and +scatter oneself over a wide area. + -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4 +% Love is... a complex sequence of neurochemical reactions that makes people behave like idiots. It's similar to intoxication, but the hangover's even worse. -- J. Jacques _Questionable Content_ #1039 http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1039 +% +Who is thinking this? +I am. + -- Greg Egan _Diaspora_ p38 +% +I have no use for "before and after" pictures. +I can't remember starting, and I'm never done. + -- a softer world #221 + http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=221 +% +Show me your flowcharts and conceal your tables, and I shall continue +to be mystified. Show me your tables, and I won't usually need your +flowcharts; they'll be obvious. + -- Fredrick P. Brooks Jr., The Mythical Man Month +% +Religion is religion, however you wrap it, and like Quell says, a +preoccupation with the next world clearly signals an inability to cope +credibly with this one. + -- Richard K. Morgan "Broken Angels" p65 +% +After the first battle of Sto Lat, I formulated a policy which has +stood me in good stead in other battles. It is this: if an enemy has +an impregnable stronghold, see he stays there. + -- Terry Pratchett _Jingo_ p265 +% +Vimes hated and despised the priviledges of rank, but they had this to +be said for them: At least they meant that you could hate and despise +them in comfort. + -- Terry PRatchett _The Fifth Elephant_ p111