X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=signature_stuff%2Fquote.txt;h=d7b3a8beda58722aa792531b196a1f68ab81c533;hb=4e137eada37165a0cf1c1ed9d49cfa326c330160;hp=4fb46db87dbc35f2014f975db4adad7fcf9245bb;hpb=ee961b4db25410ea57f27ac6112009b2a634a454;p=lib.git diff --git a/signature_stuff/quote.txt b/signature_stuff/quote.txt index 4fb46db..d7b3a8b 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/quote.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/quote.txt @@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ I'd sign up in a hot second for any cellular company whose motto was: % She was alot like starbucks. IE, generic and expensive. - -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/batch3.htm + -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/001376.html % Tell me something interesting about yourself. Lie if you have to. @@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ Lie if you have to. We were at a chinese resturant. He was yelling at the waitress because there was a typo in his fortune cookie. - -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/batch31.php + -- hugh http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/000321.html % Three little words. (In decending order of importance.) I @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ IE, generic and expensive. % You could say she lived on the edge... Well, maybe not exactly on the edge, just close enough to watch other people fall off. - -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/batch8.htm + -- hugh macleod http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/000309.html % Guns Don't Kill People. *I* Kill People. @@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear -and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths +and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction. % I'd never hurt another living thing. @@ -636,6 +636,11 @@ I really wanted to talk to her. I just couldn't find an algorithm that fit. -- Peter Watts _Blindsight_ p294 % +Everyone has to die. And in a hundred years nobody's going to inquire +just how most people died. The best thing is to do it in the way that +strikes your fancy most. + -- Kenzaburō Ōe _Silent Cry_ p5 +% I learned really early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something -- Richard Feynman "What is Science" Phys. Teach. 7(6) 1969 @@ -653,3 +658,52 @@ authority myself The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila -- Mitch Ratcliffe +% +Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that +you do it. + -- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi +% +You could say to the Universe this is not /fair/. And the Universe +would say: Oh it isn't? Sorry. + -- Terry Pratchett _Soul Music_ p357 +% +G: If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do? +EB: Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and +scatter oneself over a wide area. + -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4 +% +Love is... a complex sequence of neurochemical reactions that makes +people behave like idiots. It's similar to intoxication, but the +hangover's even worse. + -- J. Jacques _Questionable Content_ #1039 + http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1039 +% +Who is thinking this? +I am. + -- Greg Egan _Diaspora_ p38 +% +I have no use for "before and after" pictures. +I can't remember starting, and I'm never done. + -- a softer world #221 + http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=221 +% +Show me your flowcharts and conceal your tables, and I shall continue +to be mystified. Show me your tables, and I won't usually need your +flowcharts; they'll be obvious. + -- Fredrick P. Brooks Jr., The Mythical Man Month +% +Religion is religion, however you wrap it, and like Quell says, a +preoccupation with the next world clearly signals an inability to cope +credibly with this one. + -- Richard K. Morgan "Broken Angels" p65 +% +After the first battle of Sto Lat, I formulated a policy which has +stood me in good stead in other battles. It is this: if an enemy has +an impregnable stronghold, see he stays there. + -- Terry Pratchett _Jingo_ p265 +% +Vimes hated and despised the priviledges of rank, but they had this to +be said for them: At least they meant that you could hate and despise +them in comfort. + -- Terry PRatchett _The Fifth Elephant_ p111 +