X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=signature_stuff%2Fquote.txt;h=ceaff93223705f1f0eb49dff542b35763799ff35;hb=975bdf3667b519ca393ffd41c5a67a764f0120e5;hp=59406778a03fefe08cc2c7f74482369a6fa82737;hpb=e090643c66e55f142700b1ea1eb440cc068b46df;p=lib.git diff --git a/signature_stuff/quote.txt b/signature_stuff/quote.txt index 5940677..ceaff93 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/quote.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/quote.txt @@ -778,3 +778,43 @@ as society is free to use the results. "She decided what she wished to happen and then assumed that reality would bend to her wishes." [...] "Reality doesn't indulge wishes." -- Terry Goodkind _Phantom_ p133 +% +Judge if you want. +We are all going to die. +I intend to deserve it. + -- a softer world #421 + http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=421 +% +All my dreams came true. +I just didn't think them through. + -- a softer world #388 + http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=388 +% +You think to yourself, hey, it's a test tube, for God's sake. Pretty +soon, though, the rush from a test tube isn't enough. You want to +experiment more and more. Then before you know it, you're laying in +the corner of a lab somewhere with a soxilette apparatus in one hand, +a three neck flask in the other, strung out and begging for grant +money. + -- Tim Mitchell, 1994 Ig Nobel Chemistry Prize Speech +% +The smallest quantity of bread that can be sliced and toasted has yet +to be experimentally determined. In the quantum limit we must +necessarily encounter fundamental toast particles which the author +will unflinchingly designate here as "croutons". + -- Cser, Jim. Nanotechnology and the Physical Limits of Toastability. + AIR 1:3, June, 1995. +% +[The] JK-88 [coffee] percolator is capable of acheiving the ultimate +balance of aroma and density, aftertaste and emollience, pentosans and +tannins. The next step is to reduce the cost of the HPLC-E technology +to the point where it can be manufactured for less than the cost of a +Boeing 757. + -- Charles Stross "Extracts from the Club Diary" in _Toast_ p83-4 +% +Something the junk advertisers don't seem to understand: we live in an +information super-saturated world. If I don't want to buy something, +no amount of shouting or propogandizing will budge me; all it will do +is get me annoyed. On the other hand, if I have a need for your +product, I can seek it out in an eyeblink. + -- Charles Stross "Toast: A Con Report" in _Toast_ p136