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@@ -118,5 +118,15 @@ was as good
 as wishing I could see you naked
  -- a softer world #502
     http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502
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-  
+%
+In the group was a man who sought carnal knowledge of blimps. He had
+been arrested three times for trying to fuck the Goodyear dirigible.
+Even among his own kind he was looked on with distaste; unable to find
+the species of sex partners his pathology demanded, he had grown
+steadily more perverted and had taken to attacking helicopters; the
+mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection.
+ -- Harlan Ellison "Neon" (_Deathbird Stories_ p65)
+%
+Your village called.
+They want their idiot back.
+ -- xkcd http://xkcd.com/c23.html