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@@ -7,12 +7,6 @@
 <HoserHead> I saw a squirrel the other day which was the size of a small cat
 <HoserHead> I think I'll contract it out as a mercenary
 %
-* Omnic saw a group of 7-8 men gathered around the back of a van, and
-inside was a matress, and a duvet with a woman under it...  sick men. SICK MEN
-<aph> street orgy
-<Omnic> gang bang, really
-<Omnic> aph: yeah, I pondedred going and asking to join in
-%
 "Impotent?" the radio said. "Unable to achieve an orgasm? Hardovax
 will turn disappointment into joy." Another voice, then, that of a
 miserable male. "Gosh, Sally, I don't know what's been the matter with
@@ -119,3 +113,20 @@ Mac is MDMA, and MS-DOS is sniffing glue. (Windows is filling your sinuses
 with lucite and letting it set.) You owe the Oracle a twelve-step program."
  --The Usenet Oracle
 %
+I wish seeing you naked
+was as good
+as wishing I could see you naked
+ -- a softer world #502
+    http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502
+%
+In the group was a man who sought carnal knowledge of blimps. He had
+been arrested three times for trying to fuck the Goodyear dirigible.
+Even among his own kind he was looked on with distaste; unable to find
+the species of sex partners his pathology demanded, he had grown
+steadily more perverted and had taken to attacking helicopters; the
+mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection.
+ -- Harlan Ellison "Neon" (_Deathbird Stories_ p65)
+%
+Your village called.
+They want their idiot back.
+ -- xkcd http://xkcd.com/c23.html