X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=signature_stuff%2Foffensive_quotes.txt;h=65f1bbed28910d8da7bec69901f75284c53ba819;hb=00f470c625d6dfa0b9591fad7dda380b00710627;hp=ea8aad31d57be065bf84b95549ca9b695af7e406;hpb=c3e80d16f264b88116983f35c89877f8be288a2e;p=lib.git diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt index ea8aad3..65f1bbe 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt @@ -7,12 +7,6 @@ I saw a squirrel the other day which was the size of a small cat I think I'll contract it out as a mercenary % -* Omnic saw a group of 7-8 men gathered around the back of a van, and -inside was a matress, and a duvet with a woman under it... sick men. SICK MEN - street orgy - gang bang, really - aph: yeah, I pondedred going and asking to join in -% "Impotent?" the radio said. "Unable to achieve an orgasm? Hardovax will turn disappointment into joy." Another voice, then, that of a miserable male. "Gosh, Sally, I don't know what's been the matter with @@ -124,5 +118,15 @@ was as good as wishing I could see you naked -- a softer world #502 http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502 - - +% +In the group was a man who sought carnal knowledge of blimps. He had +been arrested three times for trying to fuck the Goodyear dirigible. +Even among his own kind he was looked on with distaste; unable to find +the species of sex partners his pathology demanded, he had grown +steadily more perverted and had taken to attacking helicopters; the +mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection. + -- Harlan Ellison "Neon" (_Deathbird Stories_ p65) +% +Your village called. +They want their idiot back. + -- xkcd http://xkcd.com/c23.html