X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=signature_stuff%2Foffensive_quotes.txt;h=65f1bbed28910d8da7bec69901f75284c53ba819;hb=00f470c625d6dfa0b9591fad7dda380b00710627;hp=cc99af333edfec6030f47390fb6153fe352c2138;hpb=e092c91ff93a3a28cc2a6043e4423764c7f3c334;p=lib.git diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt index cc99af3..65f1bbe 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt @@ -126,3 +126,7 @@ the species of sex partners his pathology demanded, he had grown steadily more perverted and had taken to attacking helicopters; the mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection. -- Harlan Ellison "Neon" (_Deathbird Stories_ p65) +% +Your village called. +They want their idiot back. + -- xkcd http://xkcd.com/c23.html