X-Git-Url: https://git.donarmstrong.com/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=signature_stuff%2Foffensive_quotes.txt;h=65f1bbed28910d8da7bec69901f75284c53ba819;hb=00f470c625d6dfa0b9591fad7dda380b00710627;hp=b344c007bb2cc03ba92ca4efa28b1f4c260ee857;hpb=7a91000c1221bc26aef58306133f78db9b6e7776;p=lib.git diff --git a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt index b344c00..65f1bbe 100644 --- a/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt +++ b/signature_stuff/offensive_quotes.txt @@ -124,5 +124,9 @@ been arrested three times for trying to fuck the Goodyear dirigible. Even among his own kind he was looked on with distaste; unable to find the species of sex partners his pathology demanded, he had grown steadily more perverted and had taken to attacking helicopters; the -mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection.x +mere mention of an autogyro gave him a noticeable erection. -- Harlan Ellison "Neon" (_Deathbird Stories_ p65) +% +Your village called. +They want their idiot back. + -- xkcd http://xkcd.com/c23.html