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@@ -72,3 +72,50 @@ programs. Republicans believe that the answer to a problem is to
 declare war on it and waste money on specific contractors in the
 military industrial complex.
  -- Adapted from Anonymous Coward on /. CID: #13639761
+%
+Who Would Jesus Do?
+%
+Channel 9 had on the Dead Baby Hour. That's what I call it. I'ts an
+infomercialthat shows pictures of dead babies in buckets while the
+narrator talks about liberal homosexual baby killers. It's so gross
+but you keep watching it because you can't believe how disgusting it
+is.
+  -- Lola Hart in Jack Womak's _Random Acts of Senseless Violence_
+%
+squid make poor wives
+all those arms are good for cuddling
+but no one wants
+a beak job
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may19_2006.htm
+%
+the best time to skinny dip alone is dusk
+your breasts and hips lolling in the water, waiting
+to be the next Loch Ness monster sighting
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may12_2006.htm
+%
+when my mother died
+we flew her home
+where there's no law
+against animatronic
+taxidermy
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_aug26_2005.htm
+%
+when we kiss I can hear your thoughts
+so I would rather we didn't
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_jul22_2005.htm
+%
+We bet him five dolars that he would drown.
+A bittersweet victory.
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_jul9_2004.htm
+%
+I told everyone I built my robot wife for sex
+but late at night when we're alone
+we mostly play battleship.
+ -- http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may21_2004.htm
+%
+"...Yet terrible as UNIX addiction is, there are worse fates. If UNIX
+is the heroin of operating systems, then VMS is barbiturate addiction, the
+Mac is MDMA, and MS-DOS is sniffing glue. (Windows is filling your sinuses
+with lucite and letting it set.) You owe the Oracle a twelve-step program."
+ --The Usenet Oracle
+%